FREE !!!!

I am amused. Very amused. This mirth is because I have encountered the most rocking "free" offer ever!
Ma bought a box of strawberries the other day. The typical thing... rectangular cardboard box, full of green stuff, n a sparse layer of strawberries on top. Mostly it's a waste of money, but I suppose her actions were governed by the years of tradition that insist one must eat the fruit of the season! So anyway, to continue - she bought the strawberries, and handed the box over to me to 'deal with'.Meaning, check if all the strawberries are in decent non-pulpy condition, fill into container, and dispose off the rest.

So of course, I had to do something to feel like I was not being very helpful! After disposing off the strawberries (some stomach wards), I started rummaging through the green stuff to "check for more strawberries" - basically to make a nuisance of myself.
And wonder of wonders.... I did find something! Not red and triangular faced with green hair and freckles, but slender and green and hot! A very pretty hari mirchi! Now of course, I had the license to do this in style..... and dumped the whole thing out and sorted through it. I ended up with enough green chilli's to use for a couple of spicy meals at least.

I'm liking this. Free offers, zindabad!

PING!

Ok. So the Mad One writes again. After sparing the minds that chance upon this page for nearly a year, she is out to cause cognitive injury again. Apparently, the treatment failed.

This time there is no attempt to decide on time-lines, frequency of torture, or any such thing. She learns from the past, and does not attempt it this time.

And she is obsessed with being different, so while people all over the world return from breaks with bangs, she insists on doing it with a PING!

Good luck, ye poor souls....